"Bring your sense of adventure , night vision and your sense of humor ! This sport is fun in the dark . You will hit a glow-in-the-dark golf ball around nine moonlit fairways . This event guarantees to be challenging and fun , This program is always a favorite . All golfers must bring a flashlight . Don't be left in the dark ! "
This early summer "Night Golf Tournament " requires a fee that includes "one glow ball and all "nite lite" equipment on the course ".Sigh... Conspicuous by its absence is the disclaimer
about bodily injury ( whether self-inflicted or provided by others ) , the dangers of locating errant golf balls in the rough , where the primary vegetation is our state flower (poison ivy ) and inhabited by our state bird ( the mosquito ) . Perhaps if only one party of four were to undertake such shennigans ? Unfortunately , droves of wild folks will show up to partake in an event they
probably tried on a dare as teens in the 1950's after a boozy party and ended up trying to explain to the local gendarmes and enraged country club parents . Hope springs eternal , I suppose .

It was me that thunk it up :)
ReplyDeleteAren't you glad?
Sounds a tiny bit fun, but, yeah the poison ivy and the mosquitoes, the state bird will be out in full force.
I WANT DDT!!!